Ca Na Marga – A Review

On the north side of the island, barely three kilometres from Fornells, a cluster of sprawling white villas entangled with bougainvillea can be found glimmering like architectural diamonds along the water’s edge. This is Ses Salines – a tiny sailing community of Europe’s wealthy where the silent streets between the mansions are fringed with date palms and fig trees. It is here, nestled in this exclusive settlement and hidden from the rest of the island, that my favourite restaurant in the world is set.

 
Unexpectedly, given its location, there is not a hint of pretentiousness about Ca Na Marga (which is named after its owner, Margarita). Ceiling fans of brass and polished wood hang low from decked ceilings, spinning lazily above patrons who dine wearing simple linen shirts or crumpled summer dresses with espadrilles or avarcas. The entire place is alive with animated chatter and laughter (it is impossible to have a bad time here) which rings above the unbroken hissing and steaming of a wood-fired barbecue in the centre of the room. Not only does this fill the place with a beautiful aroma, but it presents a pleasing alternative to background music. The star of the restaurant is Jorge – a jolly, red-faced man who handles the barbecue and whose thirty years of experience leave me yet to find a better steak in any restaurant in all the world. Jorge greets his regulars with an enthusiastic handshake (for the men) or one kiss on each cheek (for the women), and those who frequent the place can often be seen standing with him, engaged in an animated conversation as he expertly cooks their meat or seafood; his glass of red wine never far from hand, and never empty.


I crave Jorge’s steaks all year round, so taking a trip to this restaurant the night of my arrival was not even optional. We were greeted as we emerged through the clanging beads that dangle in the open doorway by Marga’s daughter, the manager of the restaurant, with kisses on both cheeks in the European fashion. Jorge waved at us from his barbecue, and we were welcomed to sit wherever we wanted.


To start we had mussels – fresh and cooked with butter, garlic and finely chopped French vegetables, finished with a sprinkle of toasted breadcrumbs; and calamari – served with a squeeze of lemon, the rings were plump and tender, and the batter was soft and sweet.


Next, we inevitably had steaks. My father chose a T-bone, my mother a rib-eye, my sister a sirloin, and I a fillet. Cooked over a barbecue fired only by olive wood, their steaks have a uniquely beautiful flavour; and my fillet, cooked to a perfect medium-rare, quite literally melted in the mouth. The meat arrived lightly freckled with flakes of sea salt, and to accompany it I chose a sauce of Mahon cheese – a faintly aromatic, sweet and mildly nutty cheese produced only on the island and named after its capital city, Mahon. At the first bite I was speechless at how a thing could taste so astonishingly good, and I had to put down my knife and fork, close my eyes, and savour the moment! (I do this every year)


When the desperately miserable time came that my steak/piece of culinary heaven was no more, I found solace in the consolation of the dessert menu. I noticed a new item on the list – Mahon cheese ice cream with fig coulis. Perhaps I am too fond of this cheese, perhaps I am an unrefined oaf to order the same thing over a succession of two courses, perhaps I purely don’t care – but I just had to try this. As the dish was presented before me I prepared myself for the unlikely possibility of finding it to be revolting, but the unusual combination proved to work together flawlessly. The ice-cream, only slightly sweet, almost had the delicate flavour of an unconventional cheesecake, and the fig coulis, reduced to a rich sticky jam, offered a pleasing contrast.


Once another summer’s delicious meal had been concluded with after-dinner cafe con leches, it was time to leave Ca Na Marga and head back to the villa. Marga’s is the only restaurant my entire family returns to year after year, and for this there is a good reason: It may not be the most trendily decorated establishment; it may not have the most gastronomically exciting menu; there are no cutting edge ingredients or avant-garde cocktails – but good, simple, Mediterranean cuisine at its finest, perfectly cooked meats, and traditional Spanish hospitality, keep Ca Na Marga at the number one spot on my list of favourite places to eat.

My mum enjoying her meal

Fornells: A Taste of Island Life

On Tuesday, my sister and I left a grey and rainy England to come out to the sunny island of Menorca, in order to meet my parents who had arrived here a week earlier. Being in mid-July, state schools in England have not yet broken up for the summer, so much to our amusement, Jennifer and I were surrounded by private-school families who formed the queue at the departure gate with their heads held in such a way that it seemed as though they were all balancing invisible highballs on their chins. “What do you say we take the yacht out this afternoon, dearest?” a man behind us asked his wife, while a haughty teenage ‘gap yah’ girl in front of us calmly told her friend Horace on the phone that she was “literally in hysterics” at the fact she had spotted her friend Will in the queue for the same flight. “This is absolutely ridiculous?” she asserted, while Jennifer and I silently rolled our eyes at each other.

 
Two hours and an aristocratic-accent induced headache later we were picked up at Mahon airport by my parents and driven straight to the villa, whereupon Jennifer immediately lay on the sunbed by the pool and I walked down to the beach.

 
Menorca is the most tranquil of the Balearics, and in my mind, of the entire world. I have never been somewhere quite as relaxing as this, and what I want to write about now is the most tranquil town in this – the most tranquil of islands: Fornells.

 
On Menorca’s quieter north side, a narrow inlet lets the sea into a wide, oval bay. It is here, spread humbly along one side of the bay, that Fornells can be found. This is a quaint fishing village of old white houses set against the blues of the sky and sea; of little boats which, tied to the dock, silently nod along with the bays quiet rhythm; and of twisted old olive trees which stand short and stout, leaning in impossible positions after enduring years of the islands harsh northerly winds.


The main street, lined with palm trees, runs along the water’s edge, and tiny cafés dot its pavement with their parasol’d tables and deck chairs. Further along the boulevard can be found some of the best seafood restaurants on the island, including Es Pla, at which king Juan Carlos of Spain regularly dines.


Wandering through the narrow avenues which stretch out and behind from the main street, away from the sea, one will find the old white houses of Fornells huddled close together in paths lined with fig and olive trees. Ornate iron lanterns overhang the street and lace curtains billow out of the open shutter of an upstairs window. Old people sit gossiping on deck chairs in their doorways, while bronzed and barefoot children dart between the houses, all the while the delicate whisper of the sea can be heard, soothingly, in the background.


If there is any place in the world more quaint, charming, and serene as this, I am yet to discover it. Fornells has a calming, almost healing effect on anyone who visits it, and I want to recommend it to the world, yet at the same time shoo away any tourist who visits (obviously I don’t count) in a selfish attempt to keep it for myself. But however many holidaymakers find their way here, one will always feel as though they have made the discovery of this secret place all on their own.

 

Interesting Questions Americans Ask British People

In twenty minutes from now I will be leaving for the airport to go to Menorca, but before I begin a new chapter of my blog, I wanted to leave you with one last post about America. While I was there, I kept a mental note of all the strange, stupid and surreal questions/statements people asked/made to me during my stay, in the hope that they could one day make an entertaining blog post.

 
Here is a list of just a few of the odd things Americans have said to me:

 
1. Have you ever tried ice cream before?
2. Is London a Christian country or a catholic one?
3. Have you ever heard of garlic bread?
4. What does “don’t jimmy riddle in the back of me jam jar” mean?
5. Do you love tea?
6. Do you love the Queen?
7. Do you know the Queen?
8. Have you ever seen the Queen before?

9. Can you say “sack of potatoes”?

10. When meeting someone for the first time:

 
Them: What is your name?
Me: Sam
Them: Sorry?
Me: Sam
Them: Psalm… wow; can you spell that for me?
Me: Yes: S.A.M.
Them: Ah, that’s funny; it’s spelt just like the name ‘Sam’
Me: My name IS Sam; I just have an English accent
Them: Oh
Us: *Silence*

11. “She’s a Vegan. Do you get those over there?”
12. Do they really say ‘fetch’ in England?
13. Say ‘bloke’
14. Say ‘Doctor Pepper’
15. A friend trying to get his friend to imitate my accent:

 
Him: Say ‘hot water’ in a British accent
Her: What’s a British accent?
Him: [Pointing at me] HIM!
Her: I thought he was England or Ukrainian. You know, they’re the same.

 

16. Wow, your English is really good.

 

God bless America.

White Sands, Turquoise Waters, and Gunpoint Robberies: A Fun Few Days in Miami

If I were to be completely honest with you, I would tell you this: before I arrived to Miami, I had very low expectations of the place. Maybe I’m a location snob, but I like places rich in culture, charm and class – places steeped in history, filled with leafy boulevards, beautiful people and quaint sidewalk cafés (which is why I despise going to Brighton and pubs) – so Miami had never exactly appealed to me.

Pictured: the bane of my existence

This is what my face is like in Brighton

Nonetheless, I went there two weeks ago. I was met at the airport by Camilo, a friend of mine whom I had met a couple of years previously in England. (He is a Colombian who lived in Canada, and had I known he was now living in Miami, the whole palaver of not finding anywhere to stay until the morning of my flight [briefly mentioned in the previous post] would have been avoided.) As he drove me through the city, from the airport to his house, I felt that my previous notions about Miami had been correct – It seemed to be nothing but a vast and uninspired expanse of concrete with a few palm trees scattered across it as a half-hearted consolation. To me it seemed the place had no personality, no soul – the entire city, a grey expanse tinted a grubby yellow by the sun, seemed fake.

 
[Reader: if you love Miami and I have offended you, please do not storm off at this point without finishing – things are about to change, I promise.]

 

Though I wasn’t finding Miami to be a beautiful place (or even remotely attractive) I was, nevertheless, enjoying myself. I was spending time with Camilo and his sister, meeting their friends, making new ones, and generally having a good time. It was two days into my stay in Miami that my opinion about it began to change. That night I went, for the first time, to the beach. This was the first time in a year that I had seen the ocean, so to feel the sea-breeze, hear the sound of waves breaking, and look out at an endless horizon came as an unexplained relief. There was something about walking along the shore under the stars and feeling the sand under my toes, with the blue darkness of the warm Atlantic on one side of me, and the restless lights of the city on the other, which was calming and almost alleviating to me. As I walked along the sand I noticed the silhouette of a large piece of driftwood, bobbing along with the rhythm of the waves at the point where they broke onto the shore, suddenly begin to crawl out of the sea onto the deserted beach. I approached cautiously, (obviously it was some kind of sea monster) whereupon I realised it was a huge sea turtle coming to nest. I was even able to touch its shell (don’t attack me, animal rights people – I was gentle.) Maybe you wouldn’t agree, but for me this was an amazing experience.

 
The next day I returned to the beach, but this time in the daylight to swim. Intelligibly, the atmosphere had changed completely to that of the night before, but I hadn’t anticipated the kind of ambience that I encountered there that day. The whole beach and surrounding area felt like a party. Music played from all directions, bar patrons sipped cocktails along the waterfront, and people danced on the beach. Save for its hordes of people, the beach itself – with its white sand, leaning palms and turquoise waters – conformed to the paradigms of how paradise should look.


We spent my few days there eating out at restaurants, relaxing on the beach, and spending time with friends. I went to a Colombian restaurant to relive my time in Bogotá, where I ordered cholado – a beverage of chopped tropical fruits, crushed ice and condensed milk, typically mixed with ice cream. I miss Colombian desserts!


After going out for lunch on my last day, some newfound friends and I decided to go to Bayside – an area in downtown Miami of restaurants and bars with enthusiastic street entertainment all wrapped along the edge of the marina. There we walked around listening to the Colombian salsa that played live on the waterfront, and watching the couples who spontaneously began to dance along to the Latin rhythms. Impressive yachts lined the water’s edge and their proud owners sat out on them drinking wine as the sun went down. The atmosphere was like one big party and it was infectious. I loved the laidback feel of the place, and this was reflected in the attitudes of the people I was spending time with.

After eating at Bayside overlooking the marina, we decided to go to a late showing of Madagascar 3 at the cinema! The movie finished around 11, and while driving home, we all decided to turn around and go to Dunkin’ Donuts for a snack. In Miami, people don’t make plans – they just go with the flow.

 
There were around ten of us at the restaurant, and somehow, as we sat around a long table with our coffee and donuts, we got into an intense debate about relationships. Camilo had some very strong (and controversial) ideas on how relationships should “be done”, and the rest of the group disagreed. Then the disagreeing opinions of the individuals that made up the rest of the group began to conflict with each other’s disagreeing opinions, and the whole group ended up arguing discussing the issue with some intensity. Of course we were all very grown up and diplomatic about the situation, but soon we found it was 3am, and we had been in the donut shop for over three hours. It was time to leave.

When the discussion had become too much

Pushing open the doors out onto what we presumed was going to be an empty parking lot, we were somewhat bewildered when we were greeted by blue and red flashing lights, a helicopter flying low overhead, sniffer dogs patrolling the pavement, a cordoned off street, and hordes of serious looking police officers standing around their patrol cars.

“GET BACK INSIDE!” they ordered.

 
So we turned around and re-entered the shop. The man behind the counter asked us in disbelief if we seriously hadn’t noticed anything that had just happened, and our confused faces confirmed to him that we really hadn’t. Apparently our debate had absorbed all of our attention and the store had been robbed at gunpoint just a few feet from where we had been sitting without any of us noticing. I found this hilarious.
Here is CCTV footage of the whole ordeal. I can be seen sitting at the far left of the screen.

 

 


Anyway, along with that adventure, I had a great time in Miami. Being in a city with a 70% Latino/Hispanic population, its laidback and relaxed atmosphere was something to be expected. The people I spent time with there spoke to each other in a language that can only be called Spanglish – a tongue which oscillated between both English and Spanish equally, which at once I found both charming and confusing. I met many new people and I made some new friends, and I hope to be able to go back there for a longer time in the future.

I am now back in the UK. I have been busy over the last two weeks since i got back, so forgive me for not writing about Miami until now. Tomorrow I fly out to Menorca with my sister to meet my parents who are already there, and while I am there I will try to find a job. I’m writing this looking out of the window at a grey sky and rain, but I will be writing my next post from the middle of the Mediterranean in 30+ degree heat! Until then!

Goodbye, Saint Louis!

I didn’t know this for certain until today, but this is my last day in Saint Louis. There have been a few hiccups in finding somewhere to stay in Miami, and yesterday, the day before my flight was due to leave, I still had nowhere to go once I land there. A friend of mine was calling friends of his and waiting for their responses, and while I waited I had a goodbye meal with friends, packed my suitcases, and eventually went to sleep without knowing whether or not I was really leaving. This morning I woke up with an email confirming that a place has been found, and now all I’m waiting for is a phone call to make arrangements to be met at the airport. One of my personal philosophies is this: ‘Don’t worry. Ever.’ (Deep, I know.) So to be left without knowing where I am staying until the last minute has been a test of this mind set. (I’d like to say that I have passed this test with flying colours).

Now I know that I’m definitely leaving, I feel kind of sad. I arrived in Saint Louis two months ago (it feels like only two weeks) without having any idea of what to expect, but during my time here I have met new people and made lasting friendships which I really value, I have come to love the city of Saint Louis, and (here comes the cliché – brace yourselves:) I feel I have grown as a person (sorry).

I am truly going to miss this place and the friends I have made, but I am definitely going to return some day, hopefully very soon. This is a short post because I need to finish packing my suitcase and get it into my head that I am actually leaving in a matter of hours. I also need to arrange being met at the airport. Anyway, I will update you on my travels when I arrive in Miami!

The Houses of Saint Louis

One of the things I particularly like about Saint Louis is the city’s houses. People here take great pride in them, and making them look pretty – painting them in different ice-cream shades, adorning them with matching pots of flowers, decorating their porches. It really makes for pleasant walks, especially now in the summer time.

Here are a few photos I took of some houses while walking around the Central West End:

This last one is my favourite – I want to buy it from whoever owns it now! I guess I will need a job first though.

I don’t know if my photos show how charming the area really is, you might have to come and visit for yourself!

Texas – Part Two: San Antonio

Apart from gorging myself almost constantly, I was also able to walk around San Antonio and enjoy its tranquil ambience, rich history and warm weather. The city features colonial cathedrals, quaint cobbled streets, and Romanesque towers, all hidden like gems in amongst its tall concrete office buildings. After turning every other corner I would be pleasantly surprised to stumble across some charming side-walk café or an old fashioned tram rattling along a stone-tiled street.

I later found out that this is actually the oldest active cathedral in the Unites States!

We also visited The Alamo, a former Roman Catholic mission and fortress compound, and site of the Battle of the Alamo in 1836 (thanks Wikipedia). It is apparently a very important landmark in the history and culture of Texas, but don’t ask me about it – I was too hot and tired to be bothered to read the information provided inside the building. I did like the architecture though, and could appreciate its history though I didn’t necessarily know anything much about it.

My favourite part of downtown San Antonio was, inevitably, The Riverwalk – a network of pathways alongside the banks of the San Antonio River, creating an oasis of tranquillity one story below the bustling city. Elegant restaurants with little white-clothed, flickering-candled tables line both sides of the river, while flowering trees twist upwards and droop over the green water. Picturesque boats of photo-taking tourists glide slowly past underneath stone arch bridges, and the atmosphere is definitely one to be savoured.

Usually, I am not the kind of person who would be taken aback by such a commercial place, but honestly, I loved it. The fact that this peaceful place could be found just by descending a flight of steps from the busy city streets above made it all the more alluring.

One balmy night we decided to eat at a particularly classy restaurant on the Riverwalk. Feeling extremely sophisticated after being seated at one of the pristine white-clothed tables, and getting deep into conversation before our appetizers were brought out, I froze mid-sentence after feeling something warm and lumpy drip suddenly onto my head, down the back of my neck and inside my new white shirt. Already knowing my doom, I rushed (rigidly, with fingers spread out on stiff, extended arms) to the bathroom, and gagged when I turned around in the mirror to find the confirmation that, yes, a pigeon had decided to expel its bowel contents into my hair. In my opinion (and sadly I am talking from ill-fated experience), the Riverwalk is one of the worst locations in the world to be defecated upon. However, if I look on the bright side, I will now certainly never forget that place. Thank you, kind pigeon.

The Riverwalk allows you to see the city from below, so the next day we decided to get another perspective – we visited the Tower of The Americas. This tower with its viewing deck offers an aerial perspective of the city, and like the Riverwalk’s view from beneath San Antonio, the view from above also provides some tranquillity. From 750 feet above ground, the viewer can watch the hustle and bustle of city as though from another world, with the wind whipping through the air being the only sound he can hear.

This was my last day. The 5 days had gone quicker than I had expected and already it was time to say goodbye. That evening we went out for farewell drinks, and, naturally, being with Mexican friends in Texas, we drank tequila. (In an Irish pub, obviously.)

Cheers!

I got home and packed, and eventually slept at 3.30. At 4am my alarm went off, ready for me to wake up and leave for the airport, in order to head back to St. Louis for the next 5 days. As I said before, 30 minutes sleep the night before a flight is never a good idea, but spending the evening with new friends was definitely worth it. I was sad to leave so soon, but I am sure I will be visiting again in the future.